Not all Americans:
• are fat
• like McDonald’s
• like meat
• drink coffeeAll Americans:
• PouR THEIR TEA IN THE BOSTON HARBOR
• HAVE A PET EAGLE
This is not even a little bit true. I am an American, and I don’t have A pet Eagle. I have 13, one for each of the original colonies, as do all True Americans.
(Source: johnlarens)
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